ahhhh "flaky pagans" that would be a great breakfast cereal.
My friend just called me up to lament the over-over-abundance of flaky pagans (particularly wiccan) and the fact that their mere existence is crowding out and making nearly invisible any non-flaky pagans that may exist. Although, I have to say that she has had a particularly poor test-sample from which to select (a group of at least 7 30something, unemployed, without-diploma, extremely-interested-in-creating-magical-names-like-moonraven people). This is not the best sample from which to choose.
The question on her mind and mine at the moment is as such: Are there any non-flaky pagans? (if you are wondering if you are flaky or not, you probably are) If so, how does one find these people? Surely there isn't a www.nonflakypagan.com at which to look. Alas - perhaps we'll have to go out armed with a blowgun and tranquilizer darts to track down and capture the elusive non-flaky pagan. I think the best place would probably be to sit outside of Shaktis and pick off anyone who looks like they can coordinate clothing and work the cap of a deodorant bottle.
A moment of silence please for all non-flaky pagans wherever you are. You are too too few - much like an endangered species or rare type of medicinal herb or perhaps some kind of obscure jadeite that has become very collectible.
My friend just called me up to lament the over-over-abundance of flaky pagans (particularly wiccan) and the fact that their mere existence is crowding out and making nearly invisible any non-flaky pagans that may exist. Although, I have to say that she has had a particularly poor test-sample from which to select (a group of at least 7 30something, unemployed, without-diploma, extremely-interested-in-creating-magical-names-like-moonraven people). This is not the best sample from which to choose.
The question on her mind and mine at the moment is as such: Are there any non-flaky pagans? (if you are wondering if you are flaky or not, you probably are) If so, how does one find these people? Surely there isn't a www.nonflakypagan.com at which to look. Alas - perhaps we'll have to go out armed with a blowgun and tranquilizer darts to track down and capture the elusive non-flaky pagan. I think the best place would probably be to sit outside of Shaktis and pick off anyone who looks like they can coordinate clothing and work the cap of a deodorant bottle.
A moment of silence please for all non-flaky pagans wherever you are. You are too too few - much like an endangered species or rare type of medicinal herb or perhaps some kind of obscure jadeite that has become very collectible.
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