I should be sleeping.
But really, what is the point if I'm going to wake up every two hours coughing?
Yes, it's true - all that stale library air, fluorescent lighting, and bad nutrition has made me sick. Standing on the very threshold to the wide-open porch of spring, I boldly step forward and -- sneeze.
to repent for current grumpiness and the bitter rant that I wrote, posted, and then took down after realizing it was pointless and sad, I will direct you to a site that has the most eerily horrifying things I have ever seen, and which I really thought only existed in obscure Buffy episodes or really really bad xxx fanfic about androids.
And no, it's not a virgin mary - but I bet that they could custom make one for you.
DO NOT open this page in the library. Seriously. It is offensive and pornographic.
It's the realdoll.
I am particulary amused by the FAQ page - ok, who would want to open their closet and find one of these hanging by its neck-loop on a peg on the wall? Also, as pointed out to me earlier - why buy the doll for $5000 when handjobs go for $20 on the street (and from real ladies too?)
Yes, it's true - all that stale library air, fluorescent lighting, and bad nutrition has made me sick. Standing on the very threshold to the wide-open porch of spring, I boldly step forward and -- sneeze.
to repent for current grumpiness and the bitter rant that I wrote, posted, and then took down after realizing it was pointless and sad, I will direct you to a site that has the most eerily horrifying things I have ever seen, and which I really thought only existed in obscure Buffy episodes or really really bad xxx fanfic about androids.
And no, it's not a virgin mary - but I bet that they could custom make one for you.
DO NOT open this page in the library. Seriously. It is offensive and pornographic.
It's the realdoll.
I am particulary amused by the FAQ page - ok, who would want to open their closet and find one of these hanging by its neck-loop on a peg on the wall? Also, as pointed out to me earlier - why buy the doll for $5000 when handjobs go for $20 on the street (and from real ladies too?)
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