And now a drink from my personal exploits this evening with my refrigerator full of liquor and 5 minutes of enthusiasm. If anyone has made this before and it has an actual name, please let me know - but as for the moment I christen it the: Muddled Kitten

It is prepared as follows

10oz milk
1 measure Captain Morgans
1 measure Malibu
2 measures Kahlua

shake with ice and strain into a plastic dixie cup - or saucer, if you want a truly kitten-like experience. Trust me, if you leave this out for your barn cats, they will surely be muddled in the morning.